10 March 2007

I am the King of Putt Putt

I am the undisputed lord and master of Putt Putt mini-golf!I discovered this interesting tid-bit today, when me and Winnie went with her friends.



After a somewhat sloppy first hole, I proceeded to score lower than or equal best to everyone else on almost every hole!

Unfortunately, Winnie is somewhat inept at the whole min-golf thing...



This of course meant she was jealous of my superior skills. But I taught her her place. Muahahahahahahaha!



My glorious thirty-six holes of triumphant glory are exemplified on these scorecards:




Now, I'm aware that my score wasn't actually very good. It's only good compared to the people I was playing against. I'm pretty sure they realised this too.


13 January 2007

드림러브체어!

Look at this:



What exactly is the purpose of this device? How does it facilitate the act of lovemaking? How does it facilitate anything except some crushed nads?

The jerky thrusting motions of the seat are interesting. Guy's way too lazy put any effort whatsoever. Rather let some machine do a half-assed job instead doing his own half-assed job.

And about the video itself, what's with that underpants guy who strolls over to the amazing 드림러브체어? He just goes over and vanishes.


Does the same guy do all the voice overs for Korean commercials? I'm pretty sure I remember him from the 매직블락 ad. "와!매직블락이…"

08 November 2006

Why does everyone like Sydney?

This is a question I ask myself everytime I go outside. I don't get it. People from other countries come here and say shit like "I love Sydney", or "Australia is great" (being in Sydney as they say it I assume Sydney has some sort of influence over their opinion). What's so great about it?

It's boring, everything closes early, it's not very clean, it's not particularly safe, getting around is extremely inconvenient unless you have a car.

In places like Hong Kong, you can be walking down the street at like 10 or 11pm and everything is open. Even when I lived in Pohang in Korea, which is a shitty little city, stuff was open until about 4 or 5 hours later than what is normal here.

In those same places (well, not so much Pohang, but Seoul is a better example here) having a car is an unnecessary luxury. The public transport system is excellent. Here, trains come to my station every 30 minutes, and it's lucky if they aren't cancelled. And then almost every second weekend the trains are cancelled for trackwork and everyone has to queue up for buses, which in addition to being slower, cannot fit as many people as would a train. The cost of catching a train here is ridiculous considering the kind of service you get. Hong Kong is not a great deal cheaper, but at least you know after you've paid, you will on a train within 5 minutes of getting to the station. Seoul, same deal, except insanely cheap. And the trains are clean, and have air conditioning. There's no fun in riding a vomit stinking, garbage filled rolling oven on a 36 degree day.

It's not that it's way more shit than anywhere else, it's just that it's not very good. I just don't get why people would up and leave their home country to come and live here. I wouldn't.

It's really not that good.

17 February 2006

My Parents Are My Pet Mice!

I don't know what most people think about the human-animal hybrid issue, though I'm assuming the majority are at least a bit sickened by it. In any case, I have to say it's pretty damn interesting regardless of whether you are for or against.
I found this article on the MSNBC website, Of Mice, Men and In-Between, which is an interesting read, though short. But my attention was most taken by this part of the article.
The most radical experiment, still not conducted, would be to inject human stem cells into an animal embryo and then transfer that chimeric embryo into an animal's womb. Scientists suspect the proliferating human cells would spread throughout the animal embryo as it matured into a fetus and integrate themselves into every organ.

Such "humanized" animals could have countless uses. They would almost certainly provide better ways to test a new drug's efficacy and toxicity, for example, than the ordinary mice typically used today.

But few scientists are eager to do that experiment. The risk, they say, is that some human cells will find their way to the developing testes or ovaries, where they might grow into human sperm and eggs. If two such chimeras - say, mice - were to mate, a human embryo might form, trapped in a mouse.

Not everyone agrees that this would be a terrible result.

"What would be so dreadful?" asked Ann McLaren, a renowned developmental biologist at the University of Cambridge in England. After all, she said, no human embryo could develop successfully in a mouse womb. It would simply die, she told the academy. No harm done.
Now this is an interesting thought. What if the the child didn't die? What if the embryo were to be removed, implanted in a human womb, and carried to term. What would this mean for this child?
Would it be a human child, but just with mice for parents? Can you imagine poor young Billy being told he is adopted and wondering at the uncomfortable silence when he asks who his real parents are? "Your real parents? Ummm... Well, they are your pet mice, Minnie and Mickey. Fancy that, you've known them all along". What would that do someone, to know that their mother and father were lab mice.
But wait, there's more. While the sperm and ova that went into making this child were "human", they still came from mice. So what exactly would this child be? I mean, human children carry a mixture of DNA from both parents, but this is human DNA. So what if the mice have human sperm and ova, they are still mice, so wouldn't their mouse DNA be carried by the child. Would he have fur, a tail, or would he be a few inches tall? It's fascinating, but I suppose we may never know.
Call me crazy, but I kinda want to know.